Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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