I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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