Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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