Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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