i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I don't think brook has ever known best
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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