Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I AM VODKA MAN
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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