we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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