Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Found the puke drawer
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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