STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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