she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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