Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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