i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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