i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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