____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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