then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I can't put those talents on a resume
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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