the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I can't turn off my feet"
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