glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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