and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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