The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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