I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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please come you make the beer taste better
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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