Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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