I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
my shit smells like andre
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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