im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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