How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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