what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
