Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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