I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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