It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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