My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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