How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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