so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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he just fucked me for my cheese.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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