your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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