Yo dont text me then not text me
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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