i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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