ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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