if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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