I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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