wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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