Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Acid is not a monday night drug
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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