Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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