I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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