Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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