im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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