Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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