his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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