Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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