You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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