Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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