So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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