I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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