Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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I need you to use more vowels.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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