i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I wish i was in the wii world.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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