D3 body, D1 cock
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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