apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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